Best Player in Baseball- Mike Trout is unbelievable.
Youk Award- Yewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwk is on his way out of Bahhston, much to the delight of Bobby Valentine. He's looked terrible this year, but I expect him to pick it up in Chicago. He was really unhappy with the BoSawx, so his performance should definitely improve.
Impressive Minor Leaguer of the Week- Anthony Rizzo because he's on his way up this week (to face the Mets, of course). He's hit 23 homers with an OPS of 1.110 down in AAA. One thousand one hundred and ten. I'm not kidding. He's also batting .345. His only stint in the majors last year didn't go too well, but this first baseman has potential. It's scary.
Amar'e Stoudemire/Javale McGee Stupid Act of the Week- Fire extinguisher-puncher guy is back at it. The NBA is reviewing a situation in which he used a homophobic slur in a direct message to a fan on twitter. The fan told him to step up his game in the upcoming season, and Stoudemire decided to get angry and type out a direct message including this word. The fan then posted this to his timeline for the world to see. Sometimes, people's judgement can just be so bad.
Fix Your Bullpen- New York Mets
Stop Putting so Much Effort into a Backup- New York Jets. Tim Tebow can't throw, so my Jets better stop with this train wreck.
Skip Bayless Annoying Analyst Award- It's Skip Bayless
Best Player in Basketball- Lebron James obviously.
Birthday of the Day- My boy! Carlos Delgado!
Mike Trout Award- He's Mike Trout, he deserves a separate award.