Best Player in Baseball- Mike Trout. He didn't win the Triple Crown, but he sure is better than Miggy.
Right Tackle of the Week- Wayne Hunter is back!
Jets Touchdown of the Week- Well.........
Game of the Week- Saints/Packers was a very good game, even though it's apparent that referees hate Green Bay.
Time to Jump off the Bandwagon- I'm done with the Raiders. They are still as bad as ever.
Time to Jump on the Bandwagon- It looks like the Browns can be a very pesky team this year. Weeden is improving.
King of the Bottom of the Hill- Speaking of improving, Tannehill is still bad, but throwing for 400 yards means that he gets stripped of this crown for now. I have a feeling that he'll get it back, but the new monarch, Russell Wilson. I'm starting to feel a Tebow-mania feel about him. Stop it.
Worst Team in the NFL- The Saints!
Replacement Ref of the Week- NOOOOOO! The fun is over! R.I.P Replacement Refs 2012. See you guys in 15 years during the next referee lockout.
Hey, You've Done It!- Weeden! Stop! I can't be a Weeden fan!
Coach of the Week- Jim Harbaugh did the right thing this week. He brought in the best QB on his team, and while he did it to spite Rex and the Tebow offense, my boy Colin Kaepernick got some snaps. Harbaugh deserves a ton of credit. Now if only he benched Alex Smith for good... Shoutout to Sean Payton's abscene making his team lose yet again.
Newest Boy- Speaking of my boys, welcome to the club Christian Ponder. It only took four weeks, but you've converted me.
Best Team in the NFL- The Texans are just taking care of business. It's scary. My boy J.J. Watt is the best defensive lineman in the NFL.
My Fantasy Team Player of the Week- Let's say that it was not JULIO! Jones.
Amar'e Stoudemire/Javale McGee Stupid Act of the Week- The season of stupid acts culminated with Bobby Valentine being let go. Excuse me while I act surprised.
Birthday of the Day- Chansi Stuckey! No, just kidding, it's Jered Weaver.
Puck You to H-E-Double Hockey Sticks- Bettman. I hate you Bettman.
Just Kidding, the G.O.A.T. is Indeed Back- Peyton Manning demolished Oakland last week. But then again, they are the Raiders.
Mike Trout Award- MVP! MVP! MVP!